I wonder about the vents, since the bathroom has just one vent and I don't know where that leads -- I am not touching anything in the unit if I can help it.I found a product called Smelleze that has a "corpse smell" version for funeral homes and hospitals, etc. - maybe I'll try that first.A favorite realtor trick for open houses is to bake some chocolate chip cookies - but then again I don't want to ruin my appetite for chocolate chip cookies.

Highest rates, highest fees,....and with them being based in Detroit, they dont have the expertise to navigate local idiosyncrasies in the underwriting process, and they will write a preapproval for a corpse who has no chance of closing.  

This helps to weed out a lot of the people using lenders who will write a preapproval for a corpse. 

The files of Sunbiz are littered with the corpses of dissolved LLCs.

Tax court is littered with the corpses of developers who tried to 1031 their development project and got stung with ordinary tax as inventory. 

Yet another on the pile of corpses at "Discount Brokerage Graveyard". 

I was happy with the find but my spouse freaked out and was convinced someone had left God only knows what (drugs, a corpse) in there.

I had one were we did not get to it for a while 6 months or so it was just boarded up.. when i went to sell it wholesalers were going through it said it smelled bad.. one of them finally went down to the basement and found a corpse that had been for quite a while. scared the heck out of him..

The thing that gets to me is when Slobbo start piling up his Amazon boxes right next to the boiler or furnace, or his crap blocks access to the electric service panel.Slobbo always looks like he has profoundly special needs when you point it out to him, staring back at you with less expression than a corpse's. 

In the interest of world class customer service, I got dressed, went over and squished the arachnid post haste then dispatched his little corpse down the drain.