The bullet point section is too passive and too soft of an attempt to close 3.

Perhaps he is a lousy landlord, and you would be dodging a bullet.

Looks low maintenance and pretty bullet proof from the outside.

I recommend Nick Rosenberg at Bullet Property Management.

I told someone just last night that one of the struggles newbies have coming out of a guru course is that they generally only have 1 bullet in their gun...one tool in their kit.  

While not bullet proof, if there's no other way, that's probably what I would do.

Are there bullet holes in the walls and the tenants pay "by the hour?"

Very helpful.I put the property on loopnet last week, but it's an unpaid ad, so I may have to bite the bullet and pay for an ad to get more exposure. 

If youre planning on protecting yourself get a bullet proof vest and then a gun, with a vest you don't have to worry about a bullet going through your chest or getting stabbed with a dull knife, it will give you the extra 2 seconds that will allow you to pull out your gun and save your life.  

You dodged the bullet of having to deal with potentially multiple turn overs during this period of time ...