I was the stocky (fat) bald guy walking around handing out business cards on steroids. 

That takes out the high end flips and the big fat juicy margins I hear about, but it provides us with a comfort level.

I broker deals with my buyer clients making 6 figures per transaction so for me to syndicate the deal has to be really fat on the back end.

So I would say 99% chance you get a big fat ZERO interest.   

After having the line camera’d, they found a belly in the pipe beneath the foundation.

@Erik BellI think with the right partner, it’s a great idea !

When she turns 18 it will be up to her to investigate the best way to avoid taxes on the transfer and if she wants to live in it, sell it, or rent it. 2) The night my daughter was born, I leaned over to my wife’s belly and told her if she decided to come before I had to leave for work (I had a different job at the time that I really didn’t like) that I would give her $500 cash.

I didn’t want it to be too lengthy so I trimmed some fat.  

More than enough to live out the rest of my life “fat FI”.

These "come with the package" and are part of the deal;  I do not get directly compensated for that time investment.However, when you are repairing something that a tenant broke due to abuse, or cleaning their vacant unit because they did not clean it as stipulated in our signed contract,  That does not make any sense.From a tax standpoint, that revenue I receive by doing it myself (and charging the tenant for my time) is taxable revenue, so I don't see where it is "double dipping" (which is what I think the courts sometimes claim).I have so fat avoided this issue by having the tenants sign a "move out charge sheet" that itemizes estimates on damages/repairs made (I apologize for the formatting issues).