Odds are all the seller will do is get a handyman to get up on that roof and diddle around with his caulking gun loaded with roofing cement among the existing shingles.

But copy my style, or methods (that are uniquely mine) and I will gun for you, crush you and take your market away faster than you can say "oh pooples". 

Originally posted by @Steve King:Being in a competitive market, I’ve researched out of state investing a bit and have always been gun shy due to not feeling comfortable buying property that I don’t personally control and having to work with a turnkey/management company remotely.

Our hunter unloads his gun, sure that he has killed the bear.

A new agent normally doesn't have the experience and contacts to perform at the level of an experienced, ethical and enthusiastic broker.  

Similar to a person who carries a gun forpersonal security.

I'm not quite ready to hunker in my bunker with my gold, girls, and guns just yet.While silver may be at an historically attractive price at the moment (I don't know...not really tracking it closely), I'm not prepared to trade too much for it just yet. 

You mindset sounds enthusiastic to the point of wreckless.

I suggest you also buy silver coins and guns.

I asked "Have you had any update on the liens against this property" and the title clerk replies "We have been checking online everyday and there have been no updates" to which I shouted back enthusiastically "They do have it!