Given our limited time being healthcare professionals and a newborn on the way, we looked into turnkey properties. 

I am a physician assistant hospitalist from Dallas, TX; married with our first 3 month old child.

(G)executive departments and agencies in connection with the issuance of government-sponsored individually-billed travel charge cards.(4)In response to a request by the head of a State or local child support enforcement agency (or a State or local government official authorized by the head of such an agency), if the person making the request certifies to the consumer reporting agency that—(A)the consumer report is needed for the purpose of establishing an individual’s capacity to make child support payments, determining the appropriate level of such payments, or enforcing a child support order, award, agreement, or judgment;(B)the parentage of the consumer for the child to which the obligation relates has been established or acknowledged by the consumer in accordance with State laws under which the obligation arises (if required by those laws); and(C)the consumer report will be kept confidential, will be used solely for a purpose described in subparagraph (A), and will not be used in connection with any other civil, administrative, or criminal proceeding, or for any other purpose.(5)To an agency administering a State plan under section 654 of title 42 for use to set an initial or modified child support award.(6)To the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation or the National Credit Union Administration as part of its preparation for its appointment or as part of its exercise of powers, as conservator, receiver, or liquidating agent for an insured depository institution or insured credit union under the Federal Deposit Insurance Act [12 U.S.C. 1811 et seq.] or the Federal Credit Union Act [12 U.S.C. 1751 et seq.], or other applicable Federal or State law, or in connection with the resolution or liquidation of a failed or failing insured depository institution or insured credit union, as applicable.

If a jail sentence then you get extradited if you don't surrender on your own.Here is the KICKER:  If you have a Felony record you can't own a gun, you can't hunt, you can't vote, you can't get a passport to travel out of the country, you can't get a real estate license, you might not be able to be a teacher or child care worker. 

I have a “day job,” a family with a new born, and 3 rescue dogs.

I didn't know how much, which has been a nice surprise, but I knew I could do something.I'm a child of immigrants from a culture where wealth goes into starting a business or owning property and not stocks.

The lease agreement is signed by the Mother and the eldest Child (being that he is an adult).

I never signed anything with the tenant.Tenant is also the caregiver of a child, but the child isn't listed as an occupant. 

The same learned set of behaviors that get you through being beaten as a child aren't the ones that get you through a financial crisis.

Can somebody lay this out for me as if I was a child?