Here I'll redo you first sentence: "Hi I'm Matthew from Braintree Massachusetts, which is just south of Boston.

Your first sentence sums up my thoughts about this situation pretty well.

Hahahaha, your first sentence Jarred hits closer to home than you might think :) My wife and I think about moving all the time, so of course we went the opposite direction and bought our first house here recently in Medford.

However, on those rare instances I need to send something in writing, my quick cash offer is 1 page consisting of 9 short sentences.

I'd suggest writing a cash offer and put that sentence I suggested in your offer.

It takes a confusing paragraph to say what could be said clearly in one sentence. 

@Mark S. lol, you correctly summed up my 3 paragraphs in a sentence - damn lawyers, always use 10 words when 1 will do. 

Your first sentence says it all....You already informed her prior to move in so she knew the w/d was not for tenant use but used them anyway.

, read the last sentence 1st in all Math Questions , true or true?"

HARD TIME and that was early 90s when white collar was not quite as tough vis a vi sentencing.. so I am just saying when you as a sponsor pool money from investors you have taken on a level of risk that raise's exponentially...