The property taxes on this building seem far to low for what properties typically pay in Cook County. 

One smaller note, Cook County just reassessed taxes and it's a pretty big bump (at least on my properties before I go to appeal). 

This type of tenant rarely calls the police on a landlord, and the police have better things to do.Providing a basic, sanitary, safe roof over their head, with heat, and a place to cook for a reasonable price, is not being a slumlord.  

@Carey Cook Welcome. 

Cook at home, and don't be buying any steaks or lobster for the near term. :) 

If there is any smell from pets, smoking, unique cooking seasonings, we run the ozone machine for about 48 straight.   

You can offer more to the tenants agent to sweeten the pot. 

Adding crisp white towels, a decorative soap dish and small potted plant on a window sill is a expensive way to elevate a bathroom.

NOT ONLY DO I NOT HAVE A POT TO PEE IN NOW, I HAVE NOTHING TO PEE WITH!"

I agree that one would want the whole pot to themselves rather than share.