It would also have to be mowed occasionally to keep the weeds down.I have a tractor and all the equipment to maintain/fence/etc. for cattle but it appears that wouldn't be arm's length even if I did the labor for free. 

I’m hoping the landlord will allow us to just pay for the next month while we wait on closing and moving our equipment and inventory over, but I’m curious what they can legally do to make us vacate should they become unhappy with the situation. 

However if you go outside of city limits then the county has more lax requirements and they are subjective about what is an MHP versus what is not - sometimes it's 4 homes, sometimes more.Most water wells can support multiple homes, it's more about the treatment equipment sizing (e.g. chlorinators, filtration systems) and ability to keep up with demand, and also regulatory requirements of water testing once you have 15+ homes - it becomes an EPA thing instead of your state DEQ. 

Is the person who has never invested in investment real estate but just sold their primary house or farm or small business better equipped than me to analyze if a syndication deal on a 50 unit apartment deal is 'safe' or not?

You really have to let go of your attachment to junk, even useful or seemingly valuable items or equipment.

What it really is they make you buy a more efficient equipment and the cover the cost between basic to upgrade.

RUBS you may not even need any equipment as they just ratio the water bill based on either a percentage of the water bill each month, square footage of each apartment, number of people in each apartment, etc.

(e) Electrical lighting, outlets, wiring and electrical equipment which conformed to applicable law when installed and are maintained in good working order.

Billion dollars of semiconductor equipment sitting there.

My current Multi does not have a shed or garage which makes staying organized with yard equipment ect. not easy.