Couldn't imagine being able to find one that understands my needs any better than that fat red-headed guy.

Looking forward to hearing about a big, fat, sale coming up, and a happy family moving in soon!

Now, if it's a portfolio loan and you belly up to the bar honestly with the lender, they may let you buy if you catch up the payments and join on that note with her......they might, but going any other way, with slide by tactics, my thinking is walk away.

No, you get in your car and drive two states over to stay with your fat aunt Fanny.

If it is to do one deal and that's it, @Kenneth Bell is correct, there's easier ways to do it.

Then, they will go with a low-fat diet for one week, then low carb for another week... lift heavy weights with low reps one week, then the next week it's off to High Intensity Interval Training, etc. 

@Wayne Brooks; lol, running just as fast as my little fat feet will carry me.

You need to have the fire in your belly to make sure not to loose a dime and to turn his 100K into a bigger number that allows you to cash him out (if that's what makes sense for you both). 

Crowd funding seems like in many cases the blind leading the blind.Amateur deal makers and amateur investors with small capital to invest salivating over promised fat returns that never materialize.What's better a REAL 10% or a FAKE  20%??  

When we go to the closing table with our buyer, there will be a big fat check issued in his name (somewhere in the ballpark of 50k).What I want to know is... wont the IRS look at me funny if I suddenly deposit 25k in one day and try to tax me on it as personal income?