For example, we label/assign all shelves in the fridge, pantry, and freezer.

If you want credit card points, add 6 credit cards in your wallet.

You have $75k in your wallet so that you can pay the $80-$90k in taxes if you want to sell.

I labeled it that way because that was the expectation that I got from my initial discussions, and it feels like that is what is presented on their website.

You might think that saving on taxes now and paying later through a government-labeled "retirement" plan is a smart move, but let's think again.There are various retirement vehicles out there, such as 401ks, self-directed IRAs, ROTHs, DB plans, HSAs, and 529 plans.

Guy hanging around in the hall finally walks over, pulling a knife and demanding my wallet.

Don’t bother with an obnoxiously long house manual, make simple labels for the confusing appliances and keep them nearby.

She is also labeled a RE dealer and thus has self-employment tax issues as well.

"Gimme your wallet, please". 

They are already labeled as suspected spammer when the call comes in by the carrier of my cell phone.