I have yet to swear or say anything absurd to anyoneI think you have the wrong guy.

Low cap rates are like Blue Chip stocks meaning that investors will take lower returns because the assets have a good, low-risk, long-term outlook.Cap rates in multi-family have been driven down to absurd levels long before interest rates started to go up. 

So, your assertion that I somehow don’t have the working knowledge of insurance or competent legal representation is categorically false.

It's absurdly large.

A 2yr lease is a false sense of security for landlords. 

And let us not forget all these 'scientific' studies performed using a multitude of false assumptions.      

I'm also a former Eastie resident, now living in Southie.my wife and I have spent the last 3 years house hacking in Boston, and it's the best decision we could have made.To @Ray Hurteau point, construction costs are absurd, and right now, we choose to do as much work ourselves.

We are willing to work with applicants who have made mistakes in the past or have a negative history.We may require additional security deposits to do so.11.Inaccurate, false or misleading statements made verbally or on the application will result in denial.12.If approved to rent, applicant must be able to pay first month rent, move-in processing fee, and security deposit at time of move-in.

Borrower shall be in default if, during the Loan application process, Borrower or any persons or entities acting at the direction of Borrower or with Borrower's knowledge or consent gave materially false, misleading, or inaccurate statements to Lender (or failed to provide Lender with material information) in connection with the Loan.

The crazy part is the random selection for the application where if your neighbor gets selected under false claims (for the purpose of an example) and you apply with an honest complete application, they have no way to come back and consider your application in their current process.