A quick web search shows it can cost upwards of $25,000.I'd say that if the flea-bag isn't a service dog now, it probably never will be.

The one where the kids were exposed to 100X lead dust, for example.  

Hello, Happy New Year Who do you think is at fault? Story time. So we had a non-paying tenant whose lease wasn't renewed and refused to leave. We started the eviction process. The PM change the electric utility to the...

If anything, have a small sign in front of the house that says who the builder is and phone number (that's common for contractors to do, and also so that neighbors feel they have some to call if there is dust blowing from the site or whatever), and then you may have people calling you asking about availability (people always want something more that they had to chase and can tell their friends the story of how they got the house). 

Mark Cuban started by selling flippin garbage bags Door-2-Door. 

Finished up one bag of popcorn, reaching for the second….

FWIW Jay, please tell that to Jim, whose unicorns and fairy dust response (earlier in the thread) to the problem is as follows:"Also a non-starter is your hyperbolae; "toxic waste lot's"......

Food-  buy a box of 1 gallon freezer bags.  

Let the dust settle before you start making major decisions. 

Turnkey can be a mixed bag, but still worth it for an investor that wants to be completely hands off.