But the road is littered with the corpses of guys who tried it and failed- and they aren't represented here because they are just gone. 

There are also flowers that smell like rotting corpses, you should be glad your neighbors aren't growing those.For that matter there is a field across the street from me where they grow 100 acres of a plant I'm severely allergic to.

It can be nearly impossible to figure out where they are getting in, they can fit thru a 1/4 inch hole and climb walls.I use peanut butter and old fashioned mousetraps until the whole family is gone - then I know I won't have little corpses in my walls, plus I see when I catch them so I know it's working.

I'd rather "catch them" then let their little corpses rot in places I'd rather not have them.

Credit cards are like a car loan, they will literally give um out to a corpse.

One person kills another, then stuffs the dismembered corpse into the boxspring mattress and leaves. 

If they are an assistant and preparing the paperwork then yes they owe you all of those things and therefore are guilty as charged and should be shot and their corpse drug through the mud.

Neither mixes well with residential RE I have found.Active income stuff like mgt, flipping, wholesaling, book revenue, labor, etc is done through a separate entity that is or is taxed as a corp or s-corp.  

I take steps like tenant selection and good property upkeep.If I were doing short-term operating in RE through rehabbing and flipping (don't see the diff) I would do an LLC and elect to be taxed as an s-corp.  

My buddy's wife got possession of the house after the police were done - had to do some painting, replace carpet as the ex bf was nasty - don't think there was much remediation needed where the victim died other than new carpet as it wasn't a "messy" death and the corpse didn't sit there long.Anyways sorry for the gory details - but it was publicized on local media - address wasn't highly publicized however I guarantee every neighbor around knew what happened.