I have a garbage bag full of them.

> My next move is to walk over and talk to them with a “peace” offering goodie-bag or something and let them know I’m trying to rent out the unit.

Watch the first 10-15 minutes and tell me you aren't considering packing your bags and heading there right now :-)The opportunity is absolutely bonkers right now and most folks still don't see it.

For each guest I leave out a bag of Popcorn and 2 water bottles, it goes a long way in terms of first impression, good for kids too.

I’m no scum bag but it’s not my job to convince anyone of that! 

It looks authentic.

They buy homes that are too expensive, that have ridiculous HOA fees, that are in neighborhoods that demand certain extra expenditures above and beyond the basic costs of homeownshership.For instance, there are some neighborhoods in Pittsburgh where the average homeowner wouldn't be caught dead carrying an Aldi bag.

Needs a bench or small table and chairs for a place to plop groceries or bags.

Pink bag suggests a paid for paper not a freebie at least in my neck of the woods it does.

But don't get left holding the bag when the music stops.