If you don't like the way it was phrased or disagree with actual content, add some value. 90-95% of the crack back posts against me were personal which again, proves the point.So to get this straight, you get offended about getting called "boomer" (which is a generational term not coined by me), but call me bro (which you clearly defined as a negative in your OP).

My opinion is that the ship has already sailed.If you are thinking that the road warriors are going to burn your house down, gold coins are portable.

The chart above doesn't take into account Executive Order 6102 which essentially made it illegal for Americans to own Gold coins and Gold Bullion. 

In 2001, I bought a gold coin for $325.00 and a house for $43K.

Or, Crypto!...

This is conjecture as I do not know the rental market down there but I do know you aren't going to be paying Greater Boston prices and the reputation is far better than Fall River so I have to imagine it is a better area to get a little of both sides of the coin.

If you're actually funding the A to B, then simply closing again with the B to C (Wet closing), any title co. in the world will do that. 

I think your head is in the right place, go coin operated and find out if water can be separated out.

Spend the coin and meet with an attorney to get the language for additional provisions that will allow you to assign the contract.

I spent about $200 to add Gas / Electric / Water lines in the basement for washer / dryer hookups to BOTH units (and remove Coin-Op) and immediately after that, the interests increased.