Just a work of political art painted by an ape escaped from the leash.

Areas like Nebraska, Kansas, Indiana, Iowa and Oklahoma have been seeing a lot of population growth through the pandemic as people try to escape the major cities and live in less populated areas.

If you have so much moisture down there that it's escaping through your wood subfloor and affecting your flooring choices, then you have too much moisture to begin with.

I escaped that deal profiting $6500 when I was expecting $25,000.

I grew up in it so have more than a passing knowledge of it.Oh also there is Lake Shastina out of Weed CA.then A developer his name escapes me Oh i got it Jeff Dennis. he bought large ranchs in CA  and called them R ranchs  and sold shares to the ranchs kind of like timeshare.. there are half a dozen of those and you will see those deeds go to foreclosure and tax sale sometimes.. there is one in Lake Berryessa.. one way up on the Klamath  river.

So you want to use a BS escape clause?

I've had tenants with 4' long pet rattlesnakes that escaped. 

Look at it from the perspective of the guest...they are likely staying in your property for an experience and to escape the daily grind; providing the firewood would eliminate that concern and likely result in better reviews.