If it was ripped like the one in the pic, no wonder why it didn't taste tender enough - too much muscle and not enough fat. 

Being in the Indianapolis market like I am, this hits too close to home and can leave a bad taste not with just turn key but also the market in general.

Its tasteful but makes things a little cozier.We are not a luxury property, and that's ok. 

These also are the sweetest I have yet to taste.  

His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted."

CA sun shines better, CA water tasts better, girls are prettier, bestest economy, just EVERYTHING in CA is better..... 

Perhaps you can barter that for experience and, perhaps, a taste of the profits and then, later when you're capitalized, do what you're suggesting but now with experience and skin in the game.

Different investors have different tastes, risk appetites, and long-term goals.

There is no given answer here, because the whole property needs to be relatively consistent.Kitchens and baths are the common answer, but if they are passable and you choose to invest in them anyways at the expense of peeling paint (or off putting exterior color) and overgrown landscaping, the appraiser and tenant will be walking up with a bad taste in their mouth, thereby not valuing the interior work you have done.But think about the general flow of someone looking to rent: more bedrooms will typically dictate more rent.  

Morris and wife got a taste of the money is what I am thinking and how easy they could sway people who believe in the rich dad BS..