Our conversation started with welcome to Texas...two things you we need; cowboy boots and sunscreen.

Yes, I know to take action, but I need to put on some sunscreen before I get playing in the sun.

Progreso itself is a Mexican affair for Merida's middle class and only during the summer months, the rest of the year it's inundated with American and Canadian tourists from cruise ships that flock to the deep sea port, and then flood out into the other smaller bordering coastal towns in a deluge of Hawaiian teashirts and spf30 sunscreen, looking for *mostly* deals on real estate.3.

Another early indicator is when the corner store stops selling blunt wraps and 40s, but suddenly has SPF 500 sunscreen and quadruple-hopped microbrewery IPAs.

He tells how he bought this sunscreen spray, but he didn't know he should've spread it with his hands, not just spray it.

So @Eric Liu , pack your flip flops and sunscreen.

Those little bottles of shampoo and soap don't last long so guests would have to go out and get these items anyways (most of our guest stays are 7+ days).One other thing is that many guests will leave shampoo and soap behind, so there's usually plenty of those items along with sunscreen, lotions, etc... in our bathrooms.  

As for moving to dark towels, remember that some sunscreens and other skin products have some peroxide and will ruin a colored towel. 

If you did, instead of a gun, you'd probably carry around hand-sanitizer, a defibrillator, and sunscreen, as the flu, heart disease and skin cancer are tremendously more likely to kill you (about 40 times more likely) than you being murdered.

Like down to napkins or sunscreen.