This decision was not made lightly and comes after thorough deliberation and analysis of our current financial position.This requires us to exercise our right to convert your Note and issue equity (aka membership interests) in Norada.

Two things-your renter's insurance is unlikely to cover the damage as it was deliberate. 

I don't know but I do not think you would be able to tell if he was good or not since you are so wildly confused by every other aspect of this business.i think you are deliberately not trying to understand the point here.

Their representative recommended I engage with JP Morgan Chase private banking / wealth advisor as they thought this would allow them to be more creative and include other assets as part of the collateral.

JP Morgan was evil incarnate (Jamie Dimon was the devil himself).  

., they win. totally hahaha , so the shark (read: goverment and their allies like jp morgan) is screwing the small dog and small wolf like the GP level, while the small wolf is screwing the humble chicken ( LP).When everyone destroyed due to their own shark-inducing-volatility policy and then everyone dies, they come to rescue the market hahahaha lol i am lucky this is not my first busted cycle so i can comprehend whacca going on behind the screen. 

Got an above listing offer in 4 days with someone who was able to get traditional financing through JP Morgan.

@Jay HinrichsNo, I was not being deliberately facetous... i simply got carried away by how easy it is to make that $75, by doing exactly nothing SO FAR....

. - Fidelity- JP Morgan- Bloomberg- Deutsche Bank- Citibank- Jefferies- Blackrock- Guggenheim- AllianceBernstein- Bill Miller- Mass Mutual

I have been deliberately managing it as a rental (ie, contract, collecting rent, etc.).