That is unprofessional and gives us all a bad label.

No eviction should be labeled easy, but outside of Albany evictions aren't as troublesome. 1) All things being equal, yes buying in states with less restrictive laws is better.

I see listings all the time labeled as "New Construction: Under Roof" only to find out they were built in 1978 but they just had a new roof installed.

I also bought a bunch of adult DVD's and printed out some advertising on labels and put them on the jacket of the DVD's. 

Here is an example from Pinellas County Florida (click on downloads/reports/maps in the lefthand column - you can even download them as preformatted Avery address labels!)

It takes the putting of two ingredients together.

"Guys like us" isn't a pronoun; it's just a noun--a label--and it excludes half of the population of Earth.  

I would suggest that you just print them and then you print labels with the address on them!

The arbitrator shall be a retired judge or justice, or an attorney with at least 5 years of residential real estate Law experience, unless the parties mutually agree to a different arbitrator, who shall render an award in accordance with the State in which the Buyer uses in their address as indicated in Paragraph labeled “Parties”.​

Hand address your letters, add a distinctive mark in the return address, use a different color pen or use an unusual font if printing labels.