He has red hair but I can't think of his name at the moment. 

There is no smoking going on at that point, just the residual that was absorbed by their clothing, hair, etc.

Cleaner charges an extra $25 for added time to do any exta cleaning(dog hair) Dogs are alot less wear and tear then kids(and I can't charge any extra for kids)

🤣🙌Don't bother going down the "what is an asset, what is a liability" rabbit hole with him, I've been there and it will leave you pulling your hair out in clumps and weeping for humanity while contemplating if being one of the first people on a rocket to colonize Mars would be such a bad thing.

Permits that cost 50k, licenses for everything from hair cutters to plumbers.

Sellers know they have buyers buy the short hairs in Phoenix  

I mean really, Guy With Great Hair, means you understand satire or at least I hope so.

LOL   Barbers also recommend hair cuts.Paying retail / appraised value makes you a buyer. 

Well, unemployment will be higher than 2008-2010 by this time next year, and anyone lucky to have a job will not see any pay increase for years if they don't get a hair cut and that is happening to millions of people right now.

I use excel for a lot of things, but to image having to look at a list of 200 and try to manually sift through it to find the correct criteria for a property would have me pulling out the little hair I have left.