I am not from Pueblo nor am I from Colorado and I get tired of people bashing Pueblo especially when the closest they've been is on the I-25 looking out their windows.Richmond American is building in Pueblo again. 

And I am in Abilene, TX by the way but the closest city option was San Angelo. 

The closest thing I have done is making sure the exterior spigots are removed from the property and I watch and pay the water and sewer bills myself instead of having my PM do it.

Other major cities have much more distance between them and their next closest major city competitor.

Thank you, everyone, for all the suggestions and I may end up trying Behr at some point, but the closest Home Depot (or any other Behr dealer) is 40 minutes away.

Where do your closest family and friends live? 

The section of my neighborhood closest to the road is all multi family units and there are a number of areas near me where I’ve seen MFUs.

A percentage “of the gate” including “back of the room” sales, which were usually workbooks and video/audio tapes for dale at $899.00 but today only can be had for the one time low price of $399.00, with a set of steak knives.  

The closest guy to that is probably Ray Dalio, and he can't get as close a shave as you are asking on the matter. 

Just understand that you can form the closest relationship you want with any of these individuals but rest assured that your loan will end up packaged among many others and end up on a trading desk of some sort, managed by someone who doesn’t know or care about you.