We need that "net proceeds from sale" money from FNMA so we can in turn lend it to the next person, and so on.

I evicted Tiffany due to drug use (which meant the COVID moratorium didn't apply), and she left me loads on loads of trash in her place, including her VHS fat=fetish porn collection, which showcased such hits as "Life in the Fat Lane 2 -- The Heavy Load."

I like to meet all the investors and agents I can in the area.  

Hey guys, I want to learn as much as I can in the next few months before attempting my first flip.

A mortgage professional can, in theory, take less than an hour to preapprove you.

Sure it ate a few bucks into my profit, but let me tell you, when you have Fat Pocket guys like I do, losing even one of them would hurt way more. 

I prefer a thick sheaf of used, greasy bills in a fat little envelope.

I like to have at least $400/ month gross flow cause I don’t have a high paying W-2 or fat bank account if something pops up.

Do I just not pay the tax and keep all the documentation I can in case of an audit.

In fact, I wish agents would just stamp a big fat I for issues on the first picture of the house to make it easier.