One of them was struck by some heavy machinery and created about a one inch wide crack along the entire height of the wall.

Buying a property in California leads to two-inch thick binder of paperwork you have to sign (in fairness, in places like Ohio, the buying process is pretty easy).

There are many things you can do every day to get one inch/mile better. 

I used to fish the Smith a lot you talk about incredible river and the redwood groves one has to see those in their lifetime there is simply nothing like a Redwood Tree that is 30 foot at the butt and 250 ft tall and the canopy occupies 1/2 acre.

The ceilings aren’t tall enough, and I know that you can dig out a lower foundation to make the ceilings taller.

These supply issues mean that homes in coastal states and other expensive areas are going to appreciate quickly, though as you’ve found, they’ll also be chronically cash flow negative.Also, as Patrick said, I think looking into states like Alabama might be your best bet, especially if you’re trying to invest in new construction homes (which are generally pricier than older housing stock) at 80% LTV.Plus, the state roughly meets your criteria: it’s a landlord-friendly place, property taxes average under 0.40%, and there’s not a lot of snow in Alabama—Birmingham, for example, gets just an inch or two of it per year.

I'm 6'3'' and live in an English basement in DC with 7 foot ceilings (maybe 6'11'' ceilings where there's one inch carpet) and it's fine. 

Most tenants are good, but some will take a mile when you give them an inch.  

The book was LITERALLY over 6 inches thick!!!

My guess is we start inching up then bouncing around equilibrium.