Listen to the words, believe in the words you are about to witness when we're talking real estate. 

If the eviction gets set for trial, the lawyer will need a witness.

Since they did not checkout on time, she witnessed 2 full size suvs of people and a dog.  

@Andrew BatemanAbout North Philly:When I lived in Philly about eight years ago, I would say more than half of my friends from Temple that lived neared the main campus was a victim of a crime or witnessed a crime.

Do I have to legally notarize the "Assignment Contract" (before submitting to title company) at the title company or is it as simple as both parties signing it in the Sellers kitchen with no real witness to show the signing?

Itemize EVERYTHING in your complaint.Again I'll mention that I have never been through a small claims case personally but I have just witnessed other folks go through it.  

I'm reminded of a joke:Buster was a truck driver and while taking his driving test he was asked what he would do if he was heading down a mountain side at 70 m.p.h and discovered his brakes did'nt work.He stated that he would first try his emergency brake and if that didn't work...he would try to downshift, and if that didn't work....he would try to run along side some brush, and if that didn't work he said he would wake up Wilbert (the guy who rides with him), so that he could witness the biggest crash ever.That was my philosophy when I first went into business.

These guests will flush everything & you'll just keep dealing w it & losing reservations. 

"Are you in the Federal Witness Protection Program?

Point is, those in the commercial arena are usually somewhat successful business people and we seem to be under the impression that someone with no real business experience can read a few guru books and then out wit two other business people, the seller in getting a good deal and the buyer, paying more to cover a fee.If someone has business experience and is aware of commercial markets, they have a chance.