Then he sold it to me after one of the tenants racked up $5K debt with him during the COVID moratorium and the other screwed him for $2K more.

Its cool momentarily if your looking to rack up some cashflow but after a while - BUY THAT PROPERTY.

But if I were to create a list of random things like, please clean all dishes upon move out and place in drying rack, place dirty linens in XYZ location, take trash out upon leaving, etc. does that really go in a lease??

I've been racking my brain trying to figure this one out.  

Thus, such property as production machinery, printing presses, transportation and office equipment, refrigerators, grocery counters, testing equipment, display racks and shelves, and neon and other signs, which is contained in or attached to a building constitutes tangible personal property for purposes of the credit allowed by section(e) Definition of building and structural components.(1) Generally, buildings and structural components thereof do not qualify as section 38 property.

How exactly do you start generating returns instead of racking up costly mistakes?

You want gravel, stone, concrete walkways, something like that or even a wooden deck going out to the hot tub.  

In retaliation for that, his partners kidnapped him, brought him out to the desert and put him in a big wooden box.

I want to do white from the tan current color.These are the toilet paper holder, towel rack, and soap dish fixtures - I think porcelain - old style material.I would attach a photo but I don’t see any links to do so.

Identity politics is a dry rotted wooden crutch.