So we go to the wilderness to a secluded beach (our normal route)... but as we fly through the brush, on a HOT curacaoan day... the horses get thirsty and tired. 

It is important you brush up on it. 

Never used it.Are you brushing, rolling or spraying?

The one thing I will do to my units to make them more attractive to tenants is I will spend a little bit extra to put in slightly (but not extravagantly) nicer finishes ... things like brushed nickle hardware instead of brass or chrome, laminate floors instead of carpets, etc. and keep my units in good condition ... therefore, even if I charge market rent it is a good deal since my units have slightly nicer finishes ... if I take pride in my units and they are in good locations, then I find it will attract quality tenants who will also take care of my units, and no they do not leave when I raise rents up to the max the market will bear.

SALES SALES SALES agreed I started with Fuller brush ( which the younger folks on this site wont know what that is)  door to door would make more in 3 hours one evening then a full week at the gas pumps !! 

Flooring: A lighter or mid gray lvp to compliment (~$3 sq ft material) Cabinets: White shaker style (Lowes/Home Depot, Readily Available with little lead time) Countertops: White Quartz with black veining to match black matte finishes if the return on investment is there or just a nicer laminate (calacatta marble natural stone look)Finishes: Black matte for a modern look or the classic brushed nickel.

Brush up on the eviction laws. 

Well Jenn the great news is if you say your prayers, go to bed early, brush your teeth and work hard one day someone may post online about how much they want you to get mauled by a dog too......

We are using these sheets from amazon for the past 1 year and so far no complaints4.5 out of 5 stars 128,308ReviewsMellanni Bed Sheet Set - Brushed Microfiber 1800 Bedding - Wrinkle, Fade, Stain Resistant - Hypoallergenic - 4 Piece (Queen, White)

Ask, and I will provide you a link to the property.To begin, we read, listened, and studied all of the available AirBnB books, many of the available podcasts, and blog posts available around the internet, but I tell you, you are never completely ready for everything that is to come your way.We have created a very nice experience for our guests, which includes many small amenities, such as disposable slippers, tooth brushes, tooth paste, sleeping shades, and a few extra goodies that you may have left at home....