We can't make much impact on unemployment rates, government response, or the price of tea in China.

That’s just a little far south for my investing cup of tea, I will have to do a little more research into it!

Please reach out to me so we can grab a coffee/tea/whatever beverage you choose.

No alcohol is left by us, but any sealed drinks (Juices, teas, lemonades and waters) are.

Its not my cup of tea, but its straight forward and helpful for many. 

The tea leaves suggest they have a major cash crunch. 

That's where a mix of mass mailings to door knocking (not my cup of tea) comes into play and you might be able to do a "cash for keys" type deal.Does any of this help?

Once it's safe to go out, I would love to meet people for coffee (or tea if you swing that way.) 

If not, you have to be willing to go find them.In a nutshell the deal works like this...Find someone desperate to get rid of a house that they owe more on than they can hope to pay off, get them to deed that to you for as little money/risk to yourself as possible, then turn around and sell the chance to buy that house to someone with bad credit but plenty of loose cash they don't mind giving to you because you're not a traditional lender who cares about stuff like credit.If that sounds like your cup of tea, go for it!

They're scrambling and tap dancing because people are getting ready to start dumping a load of tea on SF bay.