I noticed an outcropping of Earth's crust sticking out of the scree, ideal for attaching something to, and an endless supply of beautiful flat rock for stacking... 

Your other option (just an idea here) is if you purchase another house maybe look for or add an in-law suite to it and they live real close to you, then you rent out the house you currently have also and you solve 2 problems at once, then it allows you to be more flexible with what your parents pay monthly, heck you could even have them pay a/some of the utilities your options at that point are endless, (I do realize some people want their parents/in-laws close but not on the same property was just tossing the idea out there).

There are endless options on items to sell.

Options are endless but have to see what fits your goals and life.

Or we can go with the traditional method, obtain a loan from the bankAs a private buyer..I suppose the options are endless, hopefully we can settle for an option that works for both of us.Thanks for the information, I am very interested to know more about your property!

Because the options are almost endless.  

Charlotte seems like it would be a great fit due to the amount of construction in the area on the residential and commercial side to aid in your relocation, cost of entry and endless flip opportunities. 

Lots of old inventory, an array of prices, and endless multifamily properties....Lets connect to see if we might be able to help each other...

He's entitled to his opinion and will wait on it while an endless stream of realtors call him to "help".The idea that off market deals are cheaper comes from the lack of commission as you mentioned and finding sellers who are unaware of their property's actual value.

That's when most of them drop out and keep spending their time trying to look for the next SURE THING ( doesn't exist ).If you are going to have a coach a local one will usually give you so much flavor on your market.What I do not get is when people attend these seminars for free and expect someone who is a multi-millionaire to spend endless hours with them personally for the next level up of 299 dollar investment!