I know it serves a reasonable purpose but it screams to prospective that you are concerned about bed bugs because you have or had them.

You gave Joe 3 months and he didn't sell you a home, that's on him.(2) As addendum to #1, I'd say it's fair/reasonable to buy with Realtor Fred, not Jane or Joe,  even if you've never viewed a house with Realtor Fred, if and only if Realtor Fred in the meantime finds you some screaming deal that Jane or Joe wouldn't have had access to because it's not on the MLS, or any websites, and it's from Realtor Fred's personal connections / network / marketing / whatever. 

They ran from the house screaming.

Hell, I had my very first group of French kids stay at my house a this summer and trash the place and piss off the neighbors, half-naked screaming underage drinking in the street at 2 am.

@Shelby Pracht   Blood is not hard to get out, but the secret is you have to only use COLD water. 

I am a DR fan and would love to call in my debt-free scream.  

Too many people are out there screaming how little money you need to make money in real estate and how easy it is to find turn-key or cash-flow properties.

‘Everything just screams success’Olson believes Northglenn has the potential to become something like Ayrsley, the popular mixed-use development off I-485 in southwest Charlotte, or even Baxter Village, which has become an ultra-successful mixed-use project off I-77 in Fort Mill, South Carolina.

My gut screams no deal even as a rental, lol but I might be wrong. 

I tend to use GRM more - a 50x deal is a screamingly good one to me, assuming it's a neighborhood I know (I only invest in areas I know well, and feel pretty strongly about that...).