Times will be tough, time to trim the fat.

They spend 11 minutes listening to conversations about text messages, "he said", "The place looked worse when I moved in", "My dog didn't mean to chew up the molding", "The neighbor called me fat", "That carpet was nasty", "My mom was sick so I couldn't pay because her dog needed attention", "He said the grass was soft".

Unfortunately it was all a big fat lie..

I too am mostly interested in only my local market for rehab flip opportunities and they have to be fat spreads with exit values above $300k.

"Pigs get fat, hogs get the knife first" in the market place. 

M-F at 530am.

Why workout when you can take a blue pill and it will burn your fat away while it helps smooth your skin.  

They're the fat burning pills of the Real Estate Industry.

Puts dollars in my pockets, and takes fat out of my stomach.If I need to go more than a few miles or the weather is horrible, I also drive a Toyota Corolla.

I buy an ugly house, live in it while fixing it up, then sell it in  2 years for a big fat profit that I put into my pocket instead of  Uncle Sam's, because of the 121 exclusion.I bought my current house for $176,000.