You should also make sure that charcoal grill never gets used on the deck:)

My bet is on a 450 pound welfare baby momma smoker with her sex offender sugar daddy over at all hours of the day and night.

The brisket has been on the smoker since 11 last night. 

I'd say that's an accomplishment...Late rents for years is why i am letting them go and breaking the lease--bringing pets then claiming they are hearing dogs and getting non-profit lawyers to vouch for them...and the rent is below market...that s why i am letting them go and they take advantage of the fact that i never collected late fees for rentals..they trash the hallway and have like 4 grills in the back yard/..they caused a fire and dont want to pay for repairs...im taking them to small claims...time for a different set of people LOL

It's not that we want to grill you on every little financial detail.

Right after posting this I received their official application, and more info came to light....such as having 4 pets, they are a single-income household, and both primary applicants are smokers. 

If you have smokers put in a safe butt disposal station.

Also- when looking at a home being sold by a smoker who allows smoking indoors - how much of a discount did you take into consideration when making an offer?

I let them have a grill and they dump charcoal in the parking lot.  

(Actually going to pull the new carpet back along the shared wall and spray foam any gaps under baseboard).I have not confronted the neighbors yet as it is in my experience that smokers in general (especially dedicated ones as they clearly are) do not particularly care and it is unlikely that they would stop anyway.