If you allow tenant to stay and accept rent from them, your lease becomes a month to month lease.

Would consider doing a house hack once you have a an accepted job offer and start working?

Accepts a "above market" offer for Subject-To financing. 

Many other people looked at it and passed on it, which caused the lender to keep lowering their asking price, and even then we didn't offer asking price and started even lower than the price they finally accepted. 

Once you have a shortlist, sign up for an account with each one and test them extensively to see how they function.

However, since Ive never done this before I decided that the amount of capital needed in my desired markets was too great to risk testing my strategies here.

I explain I will proceed with the eviction, the eviction will show with any decent credit/background check and will negatively impact their credit score, that I will attempt to garnish future wages, and that it will be very difficult for them to ever rent a nice place in a low vacancy area like San Diego.As part of my tenant criteria: no evictions ever (no excuses accepted), decent credit (I want tenant to have credit such as they do not want it to take a significant hit, strong LL references and in the add I specifically specify paying rent alone does not suffice for a strong LL recommendation.I recognize with my number of units and how many years I have been a landlord, I have been fortunate to never having to evict a tenant and at some point my good fortune in this matter will end.  

Off the cuff, FHA can be difficult with appraisals, sellers willingness, self-sufficiency test, life time PMI, & FHA premium.

I put three prong outlets in and tested them but the failed.

Unfortunately, there are several barriers, including finding a seller willing to accept this loan, a lot of lender red tape, and then coordinating a qualified/licensed contractor to do all the work.