Additionally, I have attached an arial satellite image outlining the land.

And specify no satellite on the roof. 

We will attend to any maintenance issues and do an inventory and update linens, pillows or kitchen pans or dishes.

Dishes broken clearly just for fun.  

For instance, No carwashing, satellite services, or storing items of any kind in the shared spaces was a few I had to add.   

Yes to Internet, definitely to cable or satellite.I personally charge too much and I believe people expect cable or satellite.

Indian Harbour Beach is a Yes, Satellite Beach is a No.

@Jonathan Seyfert I worked with Northshore Hospital for several years, with a satellite office in Wilmette.

Therefore, a lot of what has been written-- while it is well-meaning and informational-- may or may not apply to your situation.In rural and even some suburban markets things like washers/dryers/dish-washing machines and the like are seen as "nice-to-haves" or the tenant is expected to self-provide. 

The kitchen was design to love with plenty of counter space, storage and all stainless steel appliances are included: Refrigerator, microwave, stove & oven and dish washer.