There's gotta be some law on the books that it's a-ok to slap a really stupid person, like at a certain level of idiocy it's a public service vs assault, right, I mean seriously, come on. 

He mentioned in his post how he spoke with three law firms and none of them agreed with his asset protection approach and was looking for referrals for someone who would agree with his strategy.

Consulting a real estate attorney can help you navigate zoning laws, property taxes, and other legalities that may affect your investment.7.

My wife and brother-in-law inherited their mother's house via a land trust and it was great in that it avoided probate.

Research local property values, rent-to-price ratios, and local landlord laws.

I’m thinking about consulting a lawyer to get a letter sent, as it feels like they’re inventing laws.

Loophole - A way of avoiding or escaping a cost or legal burden that would otherwise apply by means of an omission or ambiguity in the wording of a contract or law.The law here isn't a loophole.

But that renter was very easy going and the rental laws were less strict back then than now. 

Hello, we had a tenant move out recently and are working to get the security deposit refunded within the 14-day window as stipulated by AZ state law.

I'm sure you can have it done much cheaper with a quick Google search, but the above law firm is for sure legit.