I put my money in the coin slot and at that exact moment my body went stiff as a rock due to the ear piercing screech that went across the coming from what looked like an air plane but it had no color just the shape kinda like an airplane shadow.

I really would like to evict this one family due to this but it’s been hard to prove By the smell.

They smoke in the house, however - I have no "proof" to prove that they do in the court of law except that I smell it and see a cloud of smoke arising from their unit every time I enter3.

Sniff sniff, I smell mortgage fraud.

This could probably be lower if all items are in near new condition, but I have had $6k in gas line repairs for gas that couldn't be smelled, but the utility transfer caused a pressure test that found multiple leaks throughout the system.  

But mostly I smelled money :)

Please help :( My investors have traditional, they invested with me in " other people deals" I want to start my own multi family fund/JV but see conflicting info about the " warm body" requirement for debt ( commercial debt) . queations : 1-JV vs Fund ?

Can someone is layman's terms explain a warm bodies guarantor.

Isaacs Yes, but this 100% smells like a service member who is trying to take advantage of that situation.

Basically, it's the body mass index of real estate investing: easy to calculate, but not providing much real insight.That said, the best explanation I've seen so far is here: https://www.biggerpockets.com/...