Keep in mind that this program is geared towards investors who are really green and would benefit from having their hand held through their first deal.  

Half a foot of standing water?

@Luke Cionci     This stands out from your initial post "Before he started the work, on multiple occasions I had requested proof of permits, the actual estimate, and at least something in writing.

A queen bed is 5'x6.5' which wouldn't leave much room for a person to walk on either side, a night stand or a dresser.

Through meticulous planning and execution, we have created a dynamic space that now stands as a beacon of innovation in the automotive industry.

Once we painted them it made the room truly stand out.

With the increased competition among sellers, it’s crucial to prepare a listing to stand out among the rest and work to address potential buyer objections prior to going on market.

Besides, the harsh reality of investing is it's going to take a few to several properties before they start to stand on their own and you don't have to keep pumping personal money into your business.

Since you've got a great source of income outside of that, you stand a chance, but the rates and terms you'll get from a bank or credit union for a non-owner-occupied investment property won't be as low as you think.

And I'd say it with a straight face, smile, turn around and walk away as they stand there slack-faced.