It gives the following blurb as examples of ineligible items:"Barbecue pits; bath houses; dumbwaiters; exterior hot tubs, saunas, spas, and whirlpool baths; outdoor fireplaces or hearths; photo murals; swimming pools; television antennas and satellite dishes; tennis courts; tree surgery. 

Do you run everywhere, wash all your dishes, use a typewriter to post on BP? 

Only exception is with things like washing machines and dish washers.

Dishes should not accumulate in sink.- Repair requests should be made in writing.- No more than 2 overnight guests of the same gender per month.

Unless I am on the road my wife has not cooked or done a dish in that time..

Anyone can dish out funds to purchase a turnkey. 

Folks, this is a hotel room, consider towels left on floor, food in fridge, unmade beds, dirty counters, dishes in drying rack or dirty, etc is part of the cleaning.

You gotta check out La Pizzeria food truck for some delicious slices or hit up Carmine's for tasty Italian eats on a budget.

Plenty of dishes, flatware etc.

These dishes are lobster.