It's a blood bath out there right now and you can't buy a house in that area unless you are offering all cash and waving contingencies. 

Not that they are all cold-blooded lizards, but its in their best interest to write offers that will get accepted. 

Blood, sweat, tears, and $105,000 in profit!

As a local realtor my blood pressure is about to blow, we've got every sort of flipper slapping LVP down, painting the walls, and adding new appliances, cabinets, or countertops.

They send me a text and email when somebody calls and have my home phone # for a list of ten true emergencies the blood, flood and fire list...

A power washer is great for removing blood from the parking lot after one of your tenants shoots and murders someone.

It looked like a murder scene with bloody handprints and smears on the walls and furniture, blood all over the apartment.

It's often not worth the legal fees + energy/time spent in trying to bleed blood from a stone.

In Aurora you are limited to "an individual or two or more persons related by blood, marriage or adoption residing under one head of household, or a group of not more than five (5) persons, who need not be related, living as a single housekeeping unit".

Just let it goYou live out of state and is it really worth wasting all your time to try and get blood out of a turnip?