I would tell them to pound sand!

If someone new comes to me and says "I want to lose 100 pounds in 3 months" I would let them know that that is mathematically improbable if not impossible and guide them to a realistic high and low scenario 10-40 pounds...kind of the idea with leveraging the wealth of knowledge here :).

You'll need a W2, paystub, or last years tax return.2) We file for eviction on day 6 if your rent is late, no exceptions.3) No dogs over 15 pounds.4) We terminate leases if your unit does not pass quarterly inspections.Folks know what their bad habits are and that they are not reliable payers.

Remember Stanley saying that millionaires like to buy cars by the pound as Ford Crown Victorias were the top brand owned.

Since many of my favorites have already been mentioned above, I'll add a paraphrased quote from Charles Dickens about living within your means:"Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen, result happiness.

Get referrals for skilled trades from other investorsAnd rememberAn ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

I would just get all of his stuff out, take his animals to the pound (where he can claim them) and then change the locks.

Trying to do rental property taxes with TurboTax is penny wise and pound foolish.

I´m a late twenties girl that recently inherited 230 000 pounds and am thinking of purchasing this property in the north of England.

I am a realtor and contractor which also helps my cause but pounding the pavement and crunching numbers is always your best bet.