City of Destin has map marked out with restrictions, you should be able to find it easily with a quick google search. 

Google's first-page results on Chris White REI Reply.

If you google his name you can find info on this very easy.

Then I gave them Google Maps routes from their office, to Home Depot, to my property, and back to their office...with an hour to procure the few things they would need at home depot...all at their (absurd) hourly rate.

Google Linebarger Goggan Blair & Sampson LLP Tax Sale Properties.

A quick google search will tell you what your transfer tax rate is. 

Whenever I do any google searches I don't see any rates that high.

I will look more at the reverse mortgage on Google. 

I’ve learned more from the top 5-10 BP contributors than anywhere on the internet not named Google  Ps.This often asked the other way around. 1) why doesn’t the newbie show any gratitude for the FREE expert/professional advice?

You can google this.