How else will other owners know that these guys are deadbeat pros, out to suck free rent out of what they think are rich fat-cat owners? 

If I could go back and do it all over again, I would do exactly what Joe is advising and I would be sitting back, fat, dumb and incredibly happy as a multi millionaire.

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Create a mortgage and note -get a Fat down payment And collect a steady income stream for the next 15 years with 10% interest 

In the same way that my body still craves fats and sugars always, even though a glance at my waistline shows that it is not necessary to store up quickly-accessible energy, our minds and bodies do things to protect us even at a cost of our immediate thrival, and even when that need is outlivedThus my assertion that the primary reason that the masses don't clamor to all the locations that supposedly have a great ROI and few investors  is because the lack of "publicity leaders" who invest there seems to imply that there's something wrong with the market.  

The difference is that the former must pay for the marketing budget you speak of; the latter has that fat cut out.

Are you going to sell and reinvest (i.e. trade up), borrow against it, let it sit on your books so you can feel satisfied that you have a fat balance sheet?

Family member then refinances the home, and gets a nice fat check3. 

. $22K sounds like the perfect amount for a rehab on a small SFH, or a fat down payment.

I'm wondering if I fat fingered the 9 and the 0.