I better max out my contributions to my retirement account" If the cost of REAL FOOD went  up 647% in the last 40 years (you can google how much a snickers bar and a pepsi was back in 1978, and then what it is today, a little trivia for you though... the snickers bars now are much smaller, so you have to get the "giant" one that is the same size as a regular bar 40 years ago, and the pepsi comes in a smaller bottle too) what makes you think that the cost of REAL FOOD is going to go up any less in the next 40Let me be very clear...

I'm trying to find a utility for cat urine so I can bottle and sell it because it's potent stuff! 

Nothing a few bottles of Johnny Walker won't solve

Also, my advice isn't free, you will be required to send me (at least) one bottle of autocrat coffee milk for my troubles (since I can't get it in the south).

Or you can get a plastic water bottle for $29.

Bottle of wine and a few Cadbury bars. 

A traditional bottle of wine or champagne is a classic.

First find out what your lender wants them to be, and then talk to your insurance person about it.I have seen, rocks piled up, books piled up, scraps of lumber piled up,  car scissor jacks, car bottle jacks, screw jacks...under there.If you go under watch for scorpions.Good Luck!

I really like areas such as Dormont, Mount Washington but wonder if that would be catching lightening in a bottle. 

I’d probably go more towards something like a bottle of wine or a gift basket like @Collin H. mentioned.