Something like this:If it's long and fuzzy and pink - it used to be a cucumberIf it's lumpy and fuzzy and green - it used to be macaroni and cheese...Care to add to our list? 

You probably need to file an eviction, but check your laws to see if you can do this -  prior to filing an eviction I've always posted a big pink or yellow pay or quit notice on the front door and front window.  

Id be wary but probably ok if I felt he was a recreational cocaine user who was in the wrong place at the wrong time.

We're looking at a property at the moment, the retiring landlord has painted it brilliant white throughout.....sigh.Some tenants have a habit of looking at rental property as if they own it, and white walls just encourages them to 'customise' the property to how they want.Which is exactly a friends rented house ended up with 1 pink room and 1 blue room.

Personally speaking, it sounds like an awful deal from the outset, and if you are determined to blow $200k - can I recommend a healthy cocaine addiction and numerous hookers?

Not cheap.Or they could just be lying as they had a fantastic weekend and blew it all on cocaine.

Also, the pink bathroom.

. :) But, it is more likely you may need to find an animal with a similar body type and attach a custom horn and paint it purple, pink, rainbow or whatever color/s you choose.

Someland lords here that hate the city and are cited for exterior paint violations will paint the houses pink, purple or any other crazy color.

Want farmers to stop growing coca in Columbia, hello chip-plant.