so now my son has pink eye.

We're looking at a property at the moment, the retiring landlord has painted it brilliant white throughout.....sigh.Some tenants have a habit of looking at rental property as if they own it, and white walls just encourages them to 'customise' the property to how they want.Which is exactly a friends rented house ended up with 1 pink room and 1 blue room.

Something like this:If it's long and fuzzy and pink - it used to be a cucumberIf it's lumpy and fuzzy and green - it used to be macaroni and cheese...Care to add to our list? 

You probably need to file an eviction, but check your laws to see if you can do this -  prior to filing an eviction I've always posted a big pink or yellow pay or quit notice on the front door and front window.  

Id be wary but probably ok if I felt he was a recreational cocaine user who was in the wrong place at the wrong time.

It would akin to asking a Hollywood celebrity to watch my pile of cocaine.

I did buy a house with a bedroom with dark blue walls that I was just was too tired to paint (after covering the hot pink).

Proceeds to tell me that his criminal history is years ago when he was on "cracka cocain a" but is all better now.

I think it's actually a lot better than the pepto pink and sky blue ones I'm used to seeing.

@Jeremy GengenbachI'm painting one today that's a faded beachy pink color...