One being a small 2 door sports coupe and the other being a nice used Mercedes 4 door.

Are you trying to get hold of the sports clothing Australia to give your team a whole new appearance?

I'd like to build a portfolio of rentals that have cash flow and allow me to buy a small condo at Hidden Valley (in the mountains) for fun some day.I can never make local REI meetups cause they are usually on Mon and Tues and that doesn't work for me, and seems like kids sports get in the way other times. 

You know those guys who save up to buy a cheap  American sports car, get someone to take a picture of themselves standing in front of it, and then use it as their profile pic?

REI is a team sport. 

Last Friday he came to me at 3pm and said he needed $2K immediately and would sign over his house he owes $132K on to get it as long as we could do the other $29K in a separate deal with his 1980 classic sports car as additional collateral.  

Doing major sporting events once is a bucket list ( low on it, but on it).

Examples include a sports store (in a hockey/baseball town), a gym, a deli and a dozen others. 2.

I am thinking possible Sports Restaurant/Bar.I want to be wise in this pursuit.

You'll cut your expenses dramatically and as long as you're very clear up front that that's what you offer, I think you'll be fine - unless your market draws a lot of sports fans. :) I recommend Roku - dead simple to use and inexpensive.