As are cellular towers, fiber, the internet, the local gas station, vape shop, computer monitors, keyboards, search engines, and just about everything else you can imagine.  

Most can’t pluck a chicken or shuck corn much less grow it. 

See, apples are great, Chris, but this is an orange and it's got fiber like your apple, but also it's got vitamin C and stuff.

The property we are currently purchasing has the option of having google fiber hooked up for it.  

Corns-Kokosing construction out of Ohio Thanks for the replies

I plan to try using scissors to cut the fibers infused with blue paint in the hopes I can make that area look better.

Spray on pop corn is easily scraped and the drywall finished.

We've had tenants use their individual garden bed the wrong way, such as planting a tree, planting a bush too large for the spot, planting corn, planting giant sunflowers, planting blackberries, planting a grape vine.... in the narrow 2 foot bed between the walkway and the builiding!

I always have knock down ceilings  in my rentals, look nice and they hide imperfections .Pop corn  ceilings here are a sign of a outdated, unit they must go ! 

But if you frame the question differently and ask if they'd rather have peas or corn with dinner, most will choose one or the other and you'll have a much easier time getting them to do what you wanted in the first place.With that being said, since they're just on a month-to-month agreement, I'd choose option #4 (though I personally wouldn't tell them the part about family needing to move in if that's not true).