I have posted parts of this before, and get a little conversation here and there.

Purchase the Beginner Books at store: How to Invest in Real Estate, Set for Life, The House Hacking Strategy         5.

She also told her that there was rat poison on the premises to keep away the pests as the next door neighbor fails to store garbage properly.   

Purchase the Beginner Books at store: How to Invest in Real Estate, Set for Life, The House Hacking Strategy         5.

Available at most hardware stores, can buy you  another few years between build up layers and/or re-roof .Re directions and DIY...be sure to use gloves, disposable trowel/putty knife, have some denatured alcohol to clean any of it off you or your clothes, but, ideally don't get it on you.

Plus then you get to avoid stupid conversations about how "I went to Burning Man for three weeks so I don't feel I should be responsible for my share of the internet while I was gone ..."

I consider turnkey more a place to store wealth you earned elsewhere.

That will get the conversation started.You are thinking that you need the knowledge to begin with to find the deal.

Those come strictly from personal conversations.

Maybe you could store boats by the foot?